1. #lessonsinpappiness terrible pickup lines: sing no scrubs #cal #berkeley #kips #losin

     
     

  2. Imma be like this tonight at KIP’s in Berkeley, 8pm

    (Source: bbawl, via rjsylvester)

     

  3. #lessonsinpappiness terrible pickup lines: sing no scrubs #cal #berkeley #kips #losin

     
     

  4. Cal football #cal #berkeley #goldenbears #sunset #tower #weneedabiggerlpayroll

     

  5. chargers already act like hoes

     


  6. Papptain’s Log #8

    My Saturday was the best of my 2011 so far…Woke up and chilled most of the morning with Ollie, funny because in doing so I got to see a high speed chase up and down my block while i was taking Ollie out to use the bathroom and work off some energy, when outta nowhere a high speed car chase breaks out between one beat up civic and all of the OPD.  Shit was crazy, driving on the wrong side of the street and hitting mad corners on the boys was a sight to see. This had me kinda hyped to go play basketball, so me and young went to RSF to get some games in.  He swooped me with Wolf, who is now swaggin to the 7th with his new Iphone.  He got his keychain game up to, so he’s learning, young talking bout caving in because he can’t get stunted on by 2 people constantly.  We hit the courts and started pretty shlocked, but got it together and won a few games, my body was whooped and I got a migraine headache, but i had already made plans so I stuck it out.  I thought I was finally done with the headaches but clearly I need to do better with my prevention cause that shit was hell for a 4 hrs.  Young of course took 3 hrs to get ready, but it was cool to kick it with his pops, who was consumed with Gabrielle Giffords shooting.  Crazy what people do over politics.  

    After years of waiting on Young he was ready, we headed out to SF but of course like we didn’t make it in time for that guest list, and the line was crazy long.  Never pay for a club you gotta wait a hour to get into.  They got you outside to make the club look like it’s jumping.  In the city with no place to go now, we did what we always do, Larked it on out.  the lark was dead when we first got there, but 30 mins in the Bitch Potential was at 80% at least.  little to say two new friends acquired and kicked it with the new Sam at the PH and watched the first 2 chapters of Inglorious Bastards.

     Finally got home around 4am to watch the highlights of the playoff games, I have to say the seahawks surprised me….Hassleback did his thing and Marshawn Lynch’s run where he broke 9 tackles (manhandled one) was some of the greatest shit I’ve seen, and it couldn’t have been against a better team unless it was on the niners.  Shit felt good to see a bay dude representing on a national stage.  The best part was Drew Brees face after the run was priceless, and for all you saints fans, guess you can go back to not claiming the saints till they good again.  i have to say it was a great day and I feel even better ones in the near future……Gone  

     


  7. Papptain’s Log #5

    I sit here writing today’s log as I watch a bad straight to netflix movie named say goodnight, apparently it’s about some dudes tryna fuck chicks which would be something i’d enjoy but they do voice overs every 10 minutes which makes it hella weak.

     

    This is really fucking up my streak of good movies which is at a crazy streak of 1 since I watched The Town last night…..I gotta say Ben Affleck is the fucking man, not only has he made 2 great movies (Gone Baby Gone) he stays repping his home town, Boston which I can feel cause trust that all my future movies will be set in Oakland or New Orleans.  The movie was great with pussy whooped Affleck and his quick trigger brother just tearing shit up, while some dick fed, but aren’t they all uses every dirty tactic to catch them.  If you haven’t seen it I suggest you check it out, 2 hours of entertainment.

    My day was another shlocked one, but I made it to the gym to go play ball and fucking lost 3 times which had me heated and thinking bout what has become of my life.  i gotta get shit together forreal, heading to my mom’s house on public transportation makes me really want to get a job, so when I got home I applied to like job posted on craigslist, if you have a hook up in the Bay let me know cause I need shit to change and change fast.  The comedy thing is def the path I’m on but I think the people who are names in the bay right now are moving slower then I need them to be.  I’m looking at everybody as somebody in my way cause their getting gigs I want, only one way to get where I want and that’s grind harder.  But for tonight my hip is aching and Ollie is snoring.  Oh yeah the warriors scraped the hornets 110-103 which puts us at 14-21 and on a winning streak of that big 1.  Also the NBA announced who will be in the dunk contest: Blake Grifin, Javale McGee, Brandon Jennings, Serge Ibaka.  ESPN basically already has Blake aka the Poster Child winning this and continuing the dick sucking of him….Personally I”m a take Ibaka (those Africans always got something tricky going on)  But I already know all Blake has to do is make a dunk and someone will fall to their knees, oh well a star is born for the 2nd year “rookie”….with that being said I’m out…..Gone

     


  8. Papptain’s Log #3

    I had planned to finally lay it down and watch The Town but ran into something i could have only dreamed of, Tremors had just started playing on AMC and since I plan on making Tremors VI: Tremors in the hood, I couldn’t pass up on watching Tremors never have, never will, of course my nigga Kevin Bacon killed that shit as he always does and my nigga Earl while if he need a job, he can be in Tremors VI: Tremors in the hood.  Had to bail on Tremors cause AMC does commercials, I can do commercials during my TV shows, but i will not accept them during my movie watching, it takes me completely out of the world of the film.  So I found myself picking to watch the Virginity Hit, and I must say I was not entertained, not even a a little bit.  i thought it was a on some real shit but turns out Will Ferrell jokes are only funny when Will Ferrell does them.  The only good thing about the movie was that it was shot in New Orleans and I saw a former classmate in it and the scene where they were in XU’s St. Martin’s dorms.  After getting thru the film, I bounced back with some my wife and kids which always makes me happy, prolly one of the best sitcoms ever made.  Woke up shlocked over but found a way to get hella house work done while watching The Game.  Gave Ollie a bath so he can smell good for the bitches in the new year, he wasn’t too happy bout it but now he’s fluffy so I know I need to get him to a dog park and let him get it in.  Went and hooped up at RSF wit Dubb but that shit was weak, Ross was there but there was some nigga who thought he was D. Rose begging for the ball every time.  Folks this is a PSA if u playing ball and you have in a bluetooth or headphones, everybody assumes your weak, because you prolly are.  Also if you decide to buy fake jordan’s and then hoop in them, and match your whole fit to the fake jordan’s everybody assumes your weak.  You could have bought regular fake shoes to hoop in, and the fact that you thought so hard about how your outfit looks on the court leads me to believe that every part of your game is crap. Came back home to see that the warriors got scraped once again, this time to the Magic 90-11- that buts us at 13-21 and on a 2 game losing streak but we still in 3rd place in the pacific and 1 game behind the suns so we getting better.  Well I’mma call it a night and watch this Saw 35, i have no doubts it will be bad, I’ll address it in #4….Gone